You can find anything online. BONJOUR! I pray every morning and always the prayer of Jabez among others but I may have to change to the one below!
Please shelter me away from stupid people, because my patience has run out and I can't stand stupidity anymore. Please God make sure they don't cross my path over the next two decades, for I am sure to eat their heads. I suggest a break of two decades until I cool down .. and the chill pill works!
It is actually on a blog...